The Confederacy of Siral Bie is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.912 billion Siral Bieans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Spirituality, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 79.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Siral Biean economy, worth 342 trillion his a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,472 his, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the last thing Siral Biean soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Siral Bie's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Siral Bie is ranked 278,644^th in the world and 8,553^rd in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.04 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.